- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
(Source: mcrshavedmywife, via do-no-van)
(Source: likeafox-blog, via ke3p-dreaming)
(via sleepingwithsilence)
(Source: batsneedfriendstoo, via 19th-nervousbreakdown)
I just remembered that the russian kid at my high school said that twistable colored pencils were for lazy people.
I feel obligated to share everything he says because he is funny even though he is completely serious when he says these things.
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
(via forget-never-land)
After I workout to a certain extent when I lay down everything smells like Jalapenos
(Source: nesttt, via laura-i-n-wonderland)
(Source: starlessconstellations)
(Source: hhospitalbar)
